I'm sure if Dickens were composing us he'd love to come up with the idea of a Senator Grassley from the Land of Pork (a gross and greasy grass-fed grouch), but it's hard to imagine him going all the way to imagine a Senator Grassley like ours, who blames child labor laws for childhood obesity. (Little nippers don't sweat the way we did in my day back in the 1880s.)
And then there is well-known Belgian imperialist terror candidate Dr. Newt Gingrich, who only wants them doing "light janitorial work" and even then only if their parents qualify for food stamps, or did I get that wrong?
Hell, I say put 'em in the army. Don't we need drummer boys?
And then there is well-known Belgian imperialist terror candidate Dr. Newt Gingrich, who only wants them doing "light janitorial work" and even then only if their parents qualify for food stamps, or did I get that wrong?
Hell, I say put 'em in the army. Don't we need drummer boys?
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