Sunday, September 4, 2016

Annals of Derp: How to recognize a non-racist

In other big news. North Carolina talk radio host Bill Mitchell offers some empirical proof that Donald J. Trump is not a racist:

Little-known fact: One of the definitional symptoms of racism is what is called proximity exclusion, in which the sufferer is physically unable to be in the proximity of a person of some other race. If Trump were a racist, he could not make his way to within two feet of a black person, even if he wanted to do it for the sake of a photo op.

This is how we know the Michael Fassbender character in 12 Years a Slave wasn't a racist too!

Just a simple businessman taking care of his assets and winning winning winning.

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