Cheap shots: Trolls are us

Image from The J Stands for Awesome.

Whatever energy I normally devote to the weekly Friday morning compilation on this page seems to have been diverted into the Twitter machine this week, I don't know exactly why. Moreover, my following on the Twitter is so tiny as to be undetectable with the naked eye, so the chances of your having seen any of these gems are slim. So here is a little anthology.

@Jezebel It's on the principle that the best defense is the most offensive. Bad, but then the alternative is proving Zimmerman is innocent.
— Yastreblyansky (@Yastreblyansky) June 27, 2013

Aspen: Davos for the innumerate. http://t.co/km21RDXUqU
— Yastreblyansky (@Yastreblyansky) June 29, 2013

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Happy trails.

@MarkHalperin Why can't pro and anti-abortion activists compromise? Give fetuses life without parole!
— Yastreblyansky (@Yastreblyansky) July 1, 2013

@billmon1 @norbizness Especially not Eve--kids need uplifting, positive examples like Cecil Rhodes and Ronald Reagan, not rebel nudists.
— Yastreblyansky (@Yastreblyansky) July 2, 2013

@ezraklein The chart chart shows administration was "wrong"--the prose underneath shows they were mostly at least half right.
— Yastreblyansky (@Yastreblyansky) July 2, 2013

@NRO With new ways of banning abortion, new ways of stopping black people from voting, new ways of preventing workers from organizing.
— Yastreblyansky (@Yastreblyansky) July 2, 2013

Hey, at least they didn't cut your ear off, gentile. MT Rick Moore ‏@RickMoore 18m At the DNC they denied God three times.
— Yastreblyansky (@Yastreblyansky) July 3, 2013

Dana Loesch. Just because. Image from Reciprocity Failure.

@ezraklein @brianbeutler How much more can they cut? They've been doing it radically for five years. http://t.co/O4BZJNfrd5
— Yastreblyansky (@Yastreblyansky) July 3, 2013

@BarackObama Back at you! But http://t.co/CMXEfSbuHT
— Yastreblyansky (@Yastreblyansky) July 4, 2013