Single women look at the government as their husbands

Ann Coulter (via Asshole of the Day):

“By the way, Republicans don’t have a problem with women,” Coulter opined. “They have a problem with unmarried women who think, ‘No, we don’t need national defense, we need our birth control paid for.’”

“And why? Because single women look at the government as their husbands,” she added. “Please provide for me, please take care of me.”

Wikipedia:

Coulter has been engaged several times, but never married.

Now we know that's not exactly true! She's been sort of married the whole time.