Showing posts with label Mark Halperin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mark Halperin. Show all posts

Thursday, November 23, 2017

Thanksgiving Cheap Shots: And Farewell to Mark Halperin

Reconstruction Thanksgiving, Thomas Nast in Harper's Weekly, 1869. Uncle Sam carving the turkey, self-government and universal suffrage on the menu, and everybody, a Native with a feather in his hair, Germans, French, Spanish, African Americans, Chinese (the Chinese woman looks more Japanese, but the child she's admonishing is wearing a Qing-dynasty queue), even a disreputable but hopeful-faced Irishman at far right, among the guests. Identity politics used to be a thing Republicans approved of! Image via Millard Fillmore's Bathtub.
Happy Thanksgiving! I'm grateful Trump's too busy watching TV to do all the harm he might otherwise be doing, glad to have a voice and wonderful readers, happy to have a big extended family to go have dinner with, and schadenfreudig that the exodus of famous but bad men from social respectability includes Charlie Rose, Leon Wieseltier, and Mark Halperin.

Following Dylan Byers awful tweet (since deleted) about the catastrophic loss of talent in the media industry because all these sexual assault victims keep telling their stories, Jeet Heer:

Thursday, June 2, 2016

Taking French Leave of His Senses

Like everybody else, gripped by the narrative of Dr. Bill Kristol and his quest to save humanity from the doom of Republicans being forced to choose between Hitlery and Hitler (the third possibility, of a tax-cutting conservative former governor who actually believes the small-government idiocy Kristol claims to believe in, being worst of all), and his tweeted promise over last weekend to unveil a fifth-party candidate:

But when famed Village enforcers Mark Halperin and John Heilemann showed up at Bloomberg on Tuesday with the scoop from "two Republicans intimately familiar with Bill Kristol’s efforts" that Dr. Kristol's choice had settled on former Iraq combat attorney and full-time National Review hysteric David French, I literally could not believe it (neither could Mr. Pierce, I may add, whose post identified Halperin as "the world's most gullible man"). French? An author of National Review blogposts virtually unknown to anyone but the magazine's elderly shut-in readership (and us committed fans of Roy Edroso, for whom French is a source of almost unlimited delight)? A serial prevaricator who believes states should be permitted to ban all contraception and looks like a feral tree-elf? With a strong team and a what?

Monday, March 21, 2016

Cheap shots: Old Man Trump

"Blue-Collar Billionaires" in contemporary romance by Minx Malone.

And have we possibly at last reached peak Halperin?
Yes, yes, great line.

Uh, meaning what?

I guess meaning very different from young Don:

Don, lending his prestige to the Glennfiddich. The glass of fashion and the mold of form.

Thursday, March 10, 2016

Cheap shot: Mark Halperin is the Edge

Image by Bravo/Getty Images via HuffPost.

From the Times:

Who Won the Debate? Bernie Sanders Gets the Edge


...While they both parried effectively, many commentators and critics thought Mr. Sanders delivered his most confident performance of the campaign, even as Mrs. Clinton had her moments.
Followed by ten quotes from the commentators and critics: one from Mark Halperin giving Mr. Sanders the edge for his most confident performance of the campaign, two calling it a draw (Josh Marshall and Joy-Ann Reid), three suggesting Clinton stood out for her performance (Patricia Mazzei, Elizabeth Plank) or the difficulty of the questions she was asked (Jerry Seib), one awarding to to the Republicans (Stuart Stevens), and Ann Coulter complaining that Spanish was being spoken in Florida. Oh, Michael Moore complaining that nobody was talking about the poisoned water in Flint (I guess that cheap foreign worker Jorge Ramos won, for his cunning and insidious refusal to ask, "So, candidates, could you just forget about the announced subject of tonight's debate, immigration, which I and the audience are supposedly here to hear about and repeat a bunch of the stuff you said on Sunday? Because that was some really great stuff"). In other words, all the many commentators and critics referred to in Rappeport's intro copy are Mark Halperin.

I do not mean to suggest, and do not even imagine for one minute, that the Times or their reporter or their headline writer or Mark Halperin are jointly or individually spinning this thing for Bernie. Halperin certainly isn't! (Nor do I wish to argue that Sanders did not win the debate or that Clinton did. I would like to argue, if anything, that it was not a school competition, thanks very much. I think it was a pretty good debate in which I learned a lot of useful things about the candidates' views, which is not always the case.)

I think they're unconsciously, or consciously in Halperin's case, spinning for Halperin, because Halperin is the Real Leader of the Village. Halperin won the debate! By saying the thing that Halperin thought was the most interesting-sounding! It's Halperins all the way down!

Monday, November 2, 2015

Cheap shots

Meat Mark Halperin! At the Hickory Park in Ames, Iowa, I believe, 2007. Via.
That's so Halperin.

Expressing amazement that Plouffe should endorse Hillary—no clue that his judgment, or anybody's, could be about policy and politics rather than raw teen emotions. ("But he was against her eight years ago!" Yeah, Obama was running.)

Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Friday, September 27, 2013

Cheap shots, hot shots, screen shots




I'm not even going to try to explain what I was doing on the above web page except to say that it was a totally legitimate part of my job, for which I get sort of paid, unlike these Blogspot effusions, to find out something about one of the Xu Xiaoping award winners  (I was actually trying to find out where a particular essay had been published, not whether it got a prize).  But I loved the somehow Russian pathos of that banner ad.

Mark Halperin below the fold, and much, much more!

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Tweeumphal March


Mark Halperin favorited my Tweet! He must have thought there was something savvy about it. Then he seems to have changed his mind and de-favorited it again. You don't suppose he thought he was being made fun of, do you? Oh well.