Updated 7/13/2014
So they say whenever Netanyahu gets a divorce, he gets together with the wife and the lawyers and says, "Listen, let's talk without preconditions; I'm the most ethical man in Israel, I'm prepared to make incredible concessions if you negotiate in good faith."
"Okay," says the wife, "no preconditions. So what's your position?"
"Well, I get to keep all the money, and all the houses, and all the stuff."
"What? are you crazy?"
"In the first place, it's my money; and then I have to have all the houses, so I have somewhere to keep the stuff."
"And how come you have to have the stuff?"
"It's a principle of mine."
"And that's not a precondition?"
"Of course not, it's not the same thing at all. You know me, I'm a man of principle and I would never impose preconditions."
"But seriously, if you get everything, what are these incredible concessions you're prepared to make?"
"Are you kidding? We get a divorce, I was going to let you move out and fuck other men!"
I really meant to try to drop the thugs of Likud as a subject for a while, but then I caught this from yesterday's Times: [jump]
So they say whenever Netanyahu gets a divorce, he gets together with the wife and the lawyers and says, "Listen, let's talk without preconditions; I'm the most ethical man in Israel, I'm prepared to make incredible concessions if you negotiate in good faith."
"Okay," says the wife, "no preconditions. So what's your position?"
"Well, I get to keep all the money, and all the houses, and all the stuff."
"What? are you crazy?"
"In the first place, it's my money; and then I have to have all the houses, so I have somewhere to keep the stuff."
"And how come you have to have the stuff?"
"It's a principle of mine."
"And that's not a precondition?"
"Of course not, it's not the same thing at all. You know me, I'm a man of principle and I would never impose preconditions."
"But seriously, if you get everything, what are these incredible concessions you're prepared to make?"
"Are you kidding? We get a divorce, I was going to let you move out and fuck other men!"
I really meant to try to drop the thugs of Likud as a subject for a while, but then I caught this from yesterday's Times: [jump]
