Crazytown

During a meeting with a small group of staff, Kelly is alleged to have said about Trump: “He’s an idiot. It’s pointless to try to convince him of anything. He’s gone off the rails. We’re in Crazytown. I don’t even know why any of us are here. This is the worst job I’ve ever had.” (Newsweek)

To the tune of:

President wants to start a little war
Till Mattis shoves him through the copter door
Tonight he won't recall it any more
Cause he's in
Cray cray cray
Cray cray cray
Cracky-wacky cray-cray Crazytown

No lie too trivial to tell in the service of Making America Great Again https://t.co/cz1AFWVz4J

— Yasphalt Jungle (@Yastreblyansky) September 6, 2018

It seems the photos make the crowd look small
Just crop the picture halfway up the Mall
Tell Trump we fixed it like we're fixing his Wall
Cause he's in
Cray cray cray
Cray cray cray
Kooky-wookie cray-cray Crazytown

He often doesn't leave his bedroom all day
He needs to hear each word his Fox friends say
He eats the wrappers off his burger tray
Cause he's in
Cray cray cray
Cray cray cray
Upsy-daisy cray-cray Crazytown

If I had a million dollars or ten
I'd pay the lawyers off and go home again
But I'll be medicating until then
While I'm in
Cray cray cray
Cray cray cray
Trumpty-Dumpty cray-cray Crazytown

(Original lyrics by Lee Hazlewood)