In which I fail to make a hashtag trend

Write your own damn caption. You know you want to. Photo by James Glover/Reuters.

Wisconsin has suffered a great loss of jobs and trade, but if I win, all of the bad things happening in the U.S. will be rapidly reversed!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 2, 2016

#AllOfTheBadThingsWillBeReversed @realdonaldtrump will fix my bathtub https://t.co/j83z2IMD4o

— Yastreblyansky (@Yastreblyansky) April 3, 2016

#AllOfTheBadThingsWillBeReversed @realdonaldtrump will get everybody a refi!

— Yastreblyansky (@Yastreblyansky) April 3, 2016

#AllOfTheBadThingsWillBeReversed @realdonaldtrump will chase the floodwaters out of Miami

— Yastreblyansky (@Yastreblyansky) April 3, 2016

#AllOfTheBadThingsWillBeReversed @realdonaldtrump will deport zika mosquitos

— Yastreblyansky (@Yastreblyansky) April 3, 2016

#AllOfTheBadThingsWillBeReversed @realdonaldtrump will get Zayn to return to One Direction

— Yastreblyansky (@Yastreblyansky) April 3, 2016