Wednesday, April 27, 2022

I'm a Congressman

With acknowledgments to Monty Python's Flying Circus 


I'm a congressman and I'm okay
I like to work and I like to play

He's a congressman and he's okay
He likes to work and he likes to play


I punch up trees, I drive fast cars,
I work in Washington.
And when I take an airplane
I always pack my gun.

He punches trees, he drives fast cars,
He works in Washington.
And when he takes an airplane
He always packs his gun.



I'm a congressman and I'm okay
I like to work and I like to play

I punch up trees, I drive fast cars,
I'm hungry for applause
And when I'm at an orgy,
I try on ladies' bras.

He punches trees, he drives fast cars,
He's hungry for applause
And when he's at an orgy
He tries on ladies' bras


I'm a congressman and I'm okay
I like to work and I like to play

I sometimes snort a key bump,
I'm hungry for applause.
I drive without a license
And break a lot of laws.

He sometimes snorts a key bump,
He's hungry for applause.
He drives without a license
And breaks a lot of laws.


I'm a congressman and I'm okay
I like to work and I like to play

Whenever I get married,
I get a good prenup
And when I purchase crypto,
I pump the prices up....

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