With acknowledgments to Monty Python's Flying Circus
I'm a congressman and I'm okay
I like to work and I like to play
He's a congressman and he's okay
He likes to work and he likes to play
I punch up trees, I drive fast cars,
I work in Washington.
And when I take an airplane
I always pack my gun.
He punches trees, he drives fast cars,
He works in Washington.
And when he takes an airplane
He always packs his gun.
That's pretty ridiculous, right? The video is mocking January 6 organizers inside the House, like Madison Cawthorn, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Paul Gosar!
— Toxic Positivity (@Yastreblyansky) November 18, 2021
Somebody on Gosar's staff is a regular Jonathan Swift!
Because personally, if I'm a member of Congress and somebody portrays me as a
cartoon serial murderer, I'm not going to think it's making fun of somebody
else. If I were involved in it, of course, I'd put it more in the old Warner
Brothers style than anime—that looks more satirical to me—putting Gosar's face
on Elmer Fudd. And he'd fail to get his kill, that's a lot funnier, trust
me.
And in Sinemascope
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| His Purple Mountain Majesty. Banner of Cawthorne's House website, which claims he is "proudly serving the mountains of Western North Carolina". |
About Nothing
by Rep. Madison Cawthorn
The Left wants you to ask questions
about nothing.
Why?
Because nothing
is more controversial
than the truth.
Sadly, no. I'm the one who wrote, or at any rate edited, that. In Cawthorn's original, the last three lines are overstuffed with syllables and devoid of meaning: