Literary Corner: Rudolfo's Solliloquy

Via Jacobean Tragedies.

Just when America needed a new poetic voice, a sound out of Jacobean tragedy, violent and baroque—

I Can't Give You All These Affidavits

by Rudolph Giuliani

Now, I don’t know. You’re going to tell me

that sixty people are lying? They didn’t just

tell me this. They swore under penalty of perjury,

which is something no Democrat has ever done.

You don’t even ask Biden about this. You don’t

put them under penalty of perjury. He doesn’t

even get asked questions about it. He doesn’t

get asked questions about all the evidence

of the crimes that he committed. These people

are under penalty of perjury, the names that are

on our affidavit. They swear that they weren’t

allowed to carry out their function as inspectors.