If you go into the woods today...

Yogi in Action. By SunshineHex at drawception.

From the National Park Service:

One person was fatally injured as a result of an incident which occurred in a campground in Yellowstone National Park on Saturday morning.

Park rangers responded to a 911 call from a woman at the Grant Village Campground, who told the emergency dispatcher that her young daughter had shot herself with a handgun.

Resuscitation efforts by responding emergency medical staff were unsuccessful. The girl died.

This accident was brought to you, as Raw Story points out, by your national legislature and in particular Senator Tom Coburn, who insisted on attaching an amendment to the [jump]

Cheap shots and medical advice

He's just asking on behalf of a friend:

.@DrPhil asks: "If a girl is drunk, is it OK to have sex with her?" then deletes the tweet later pic.twitter.com/1sVDMaghI3
— BuzzFeed News (@BuzzFeedNews) August 20, 2013

Depends on what kind of drunk. If she's passed out, you should see a doctor. No, for yourself. Also, how does she feel about you when she's sober? If she thinks you're a faux-feminist rodeo clown, you might be Dr. Phil. [jump]