Last paragraphs revised 20 April (around 4:00 AM)
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| Birth of Dionysos (at center, getting pulled out of Zeus's thigh, with his crown already on). Apulian red figure kraton, late fifth or early fourth century B.C.E., via theoi.com. |
The following statements are all probably untrue:
(1) When Zeus's pregnant girlfriend Semele saw him in his full divine splendor, the sight literally burned her to death, so he snatched the fetus and sewed it up inside his thigh in order to bring it to term.
(2) When Mrs. Bennett heard that somebody was moving into the big house at Netherfield she immediately decided the new guy ought to marry one of her five daughters.
(3) When the Moskva blew up and sank in the Black Sea, nobody knew what caused it to happen.
But they are untrue in obviously different ways, with obviously different functions, even if it may be difficult to say what the functions are.
The last, the lie, is the easiest: it's meant to deny the truth, which is that we know very well what caused the ship to sink, two Neptune missiles fired by Ukrainian forces.

