Literary Corner: There Are Some Very Fine Anti-Pedophiles

Via Encyclopedia of Alabama,

I Know Nothing

by Donald J. Trump

(Let me ask you about QAnon.
It is this theory that Democrats
are a satanic pedophile ring
and that you are the savior, of that.
Now can you just, once and for all,
state that that is completely not true, and—)

I know very little.
You told me, but what you tell me
doesn't necessarily make it fact.
I hate to say that.

I know nothing about it.

I do know they are very much against pedophilia.

They fight it very hard.

But I know nothing about it.

If you’d like me to study the subject,

I’ll tell you what I do know about.

I know about Antifa,

and I know about the radical left,

and I know how violent they are

and how vicious they are.

And I know how they are burning down
cities run by Democrats,
not run by Republicans.