Showing posts with label Josh Hawley. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Josh Hawley. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 5, 2023

Fifth of July: Antidisestablishmentarians


State of the Stupid, 2023: 


You can build this strawman out of any old resentments and prejudices you have lying around the house or in the garage, without an expensive and time-consuming trip to the Hobby Lobby. 

The genius of Rubio's tweet is in his focusing his hostility on those who see the US as "built on stolen land" as if it wasn't obviously true that Europeans and their descendants had appropriated virtually every bit of North America from its indigenous inhabitants between landfall in Mexico in 1519 and the closing of the frontier in 1890. A gasbag like Ted Cruz would have insisted on adding something about African chattel slavery beginning 1619 to the sentence, but there's not an ounce of fat on Marco's argument: he heads straight for the single most indefensible lie you can tell about the history of the continent and tells you you're "nuts" if you try to argue with it.

As well as possibly "influential" (unlike, say, Senator Rubio), rich (in contrast to Senator Rick Scott), famous (as opposed to infamous like Senator Lindsey Graham), or holding a "fancy degree" (instead of a no-frills plain one like Josh Hawley's Yale J.D., 2006). 

Sunday, January 10, 2021

For the Record: Unite the Country

 

Not really sure it's sunk in for anybody else that Pence could be in a legitimately tetchy mood about this:

Thursday, December 31, 2020

For the Record: More Populism Hawley-Style

Buster Keaton in Steamboat Bill, Jr. (1928).


Sequel to my popular rant on the new most obnoxious member of the Senate (narrowly beating out perennial favorite Rand Paul, who's been looking a little fatigues):


Monday, November 30, 2020

For the Record: Populism, Hawley-Style

Buster Keaton in College, 1927.


Rant I couldn't make myself refrain from: