Cheap shots and sex-on-the-desk

Via Portland State College.

Forced by reality to admit that soon-to-be-former L.A. Clippers owner and all-round racist scumbag Donald Sterling is a Republican, conservatives have been somewhat at a loss, but Reihan Salam has thought of a brilliant ploy:

My basic point is that Sterling, a notorious slumlord, has profited enormously from the tendency of liberal cities in California to limit housing permits. These limits help constrain the supply of low-rent housing, which in turn forces low-income renters to spend a high (and rising) proportion of their incomes on rent.

See that? He ought to be a Democrat. Assuming that this crazy scenario is true and city governments constantly calling for affordable housing are actually working against it on purpose. The man's a natural liberal!

Except for the part about making his living squeezing rent out of poor people and regarding himself as a maker among takers, a job creator whose employees are helpless dependents:

V: Do you know that you have a whole team that's black, that plays for you?