Re-upping this 2013 post, for no particular reason:
I am Bam.
Bam I am.
'Twas the day before Christmas
And all through the House
All the Members had gathered
To schmooze and carouse;
The president's bluff
On the stimulus bill
Had been called and dismissed,
To the joy of the Hill,
With a pair of amendments,
Just one for each side,
To which, by agreement,
A vote was denied.
"Give us two thousand bucks!"
Representative Hoyer
Had exclaimed as Republicans
Filed through the foyer.