Sunday, June 2, 2019

Literary Corner: Shapiro

Why I'm Not Worried About Global Warming

so let's say
let's say
for the sake of argument
that all of the water levels
around the world rise
let's say
by five feet
over the next hundred years
say ten feet
by the next hundred years
and put all the low-lying areas
on the coast under water
which let's say all that happens
you think the people aren't
just going to sell their homes
and move?
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