For the record: Democrats' fault, because they refuse to use magic

Orchestra conductors, of course, use all the Unforgivable curses. Via Emily Asher-Perrin.

I suggested this a few months ago: the dems ought to introduce a bill that fixes the problems in Obamacare and make GOP vote on it.

— Matthew Dowd (@matthewjdowd) June 22, 2017

Democrats have done this. Here is the McCaskill Bill: https://t.co/ETZQh6zGYX

— Boswood (@Bosengood) June 25, 2017

Also, how do you suggest we compel the GOP to vote? Liberals aren't allowed to use the Imperius curse, you know https://t.co/OOZPaidrY9

— Yastreblyansky (@Yastreblyansky) June 25, 2017

Besides, magic isn't real (liberals are also required to use math).

— Yastreblyansky (@Yastreblyansky) June 25, 2017

McConnell will never allow it near a vote anyway, and he exercises virtually absolute power on the schedule.

— Yastreblyansky (@Yastreblyansky) June 25, 2017

That's why I was suggesting it could only be done in Harry Potter world.

— Yastreblyansky (@Yastreblyansky) June 25, 2017

Democrats introduce many bills, for the record, and McConnell buries every single one.

— Yastreblyansky (@Yastreblyansky) June 25, 2017

There's an exception to that coming up in the Senate Health Bill, in fact, where reconciliation rules require unlimited amendments.

— Yastreblyansky (@Yastreblyansky) June 25, 2017

Incidentally, McCaskill herself offered an answer to Dowd earlier this week https://t.co/fbTl9Ly2rI pic.twitter.com/ziwh2nEjBd

— Yastreblyansky (@Yastreblyansky) June 25, 2017

Don't understand how Matthew Dowd has the job he has and doesn't know Democrats can't simply bring a bill to the table and get a vote.

— Yastreblyansky (@Yastreblyansky) June 25, 2017

People would want to know what drugs he was using.

— Yastreblyansky (@Yastreblyansky) June 25, 2017

And yet Dowd can sit there and make millions castigating Democrats for their moral failure in not doing what's completely impossible

— Yastreblyansky (@Yastreblyansky) June 25, 2017

And the ultimate bothsiderist response: "It's OK if I said utter nonsense about Democrats, because I criticized Republicans too."

Hmmmm, make millions??? Lordy. And both parties aren't doing what they need to be doing.

— Matthew Dowd (@matthewjdowd) June 25, 2017