It's on his hat

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Trump supporter at a Frank Luntz focus group explaining her preference to the horrified old ratfucker:

“We know his goal is to make America great again,” one woman said. “It’s on his hat, and we see it every time it’s on TV."

Cue up the music! To the tune of

THIS!

Will he make us great again? I want to know
How can I tell if he means it, bro?

(Is it in his eyes?)
Oh no, he looks half oiled
(Is it in his eyes?)
Oh no, his eyes got spoiled

If you want to know
(Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop)
If he means it, bro
(Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop)
It's on his hat
(That's where it's at)

(Or is it in his face?)
Oh no, that's just his bronzer
(In his warm embrace?)
Oh no, he's such a momzer

If you want to know
(Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop)
If he means it, bro
(Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop)
It's on his hat
(That's where it's at)

Woah, how you make America great again?
It's not hard to know
Is he a dork or a Democrat?

it's all on his hat

(How about the way he acts?)
Oh no, his acting's heavy as lead
It's just that thing on the top of his head

If you want to know
(Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop)
If he means it, bro
(Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop)
It's on his hat
(That's where it's at)

All the media got to meditate
Just what is it that makes Trump so great?

(Is it his intellect?)
Oh no, he's far from deep
(Is it his views on sex?)
Oh no, he's quite the creep

If you want to know
(Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop)
If he means it, bro
(Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop)
It's on his hat
(That's where it's at)

(Is it his foreign flair?)
Oh no, he's dumb as a post
(Will he clean up the air?)
Oh no, he'll let us roast

If you want to know
(Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop)
If he means it, bro
(Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop)
It's on his hat
(That's where it's at)

Woah, how you make America great again?
It's not hard to know
Thinker, builder, diplomat

it's all on his hat

(How about his empathy?)
Oh no, he don't care
He cares about nothing but his orange hair

If you want to know
(Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop)
If he means it, bro
(Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop)
It's on his hat
(That's where it's at)

After lyrics by Rudy Clark. With affectionate regards to M. Bouffant.