Had to share this, for the record. It may be, from the literary standpoint, the best tweet ever composed:
By the way, I once went on a date with another one of David Brook’s research assistants ten years ago.— David Walsh (@DavidAstinWalsh) June 1, 2019
It was one of the worst dates of my life. She kept talking about how brilliant he was, and how I obviously don’t get him because I went to a state school.