Saturday, July 31, 2021

Channel Your Paranoia


I've always been annoyed by Democrats' use of the Charlie Brown and Lucy place-kick trope, as an expression of endless resentment and butthurt: those are conservative emotions. Why not just do it back at them? In a kind, liberal way, of course.

You must lie in the bed as you made it—
They won't tuck you in, this is true.
But if someone steps out, that is me, dear,
And if someone gets stepped on, that is you.

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