Rick Perry may have entertained thoughts of secession for Texas, but he's gone and mentally conquered
Alberta and annexed it to the U.S.:
“Every barrel of oil that comes out of those sands in Canada is a barrel
of oil that we don’t have to buy from a foreign source,” Mr. Perry said
in Clarinda, earning a loud round of enthusiastic applause.
John Gast's image ca. 1872 of American Progress, putting a continent online with the telegraph wires. Idea for this post stolen from Hunter at Daily Kos, whose own version was maybe a little too subtle for some.