Thursday, January 19, 2017


Image via Snark Amendment.

Verbatim Rick Perry:
“My past statements made over five years ago about abolishing the Department of Energy do not reflect my current thinking,” he says in his prepared remarks, adding, “In fact, after being briefed on so many of the vital functions of the Department of Energy, I regret recommending its elimination.”
Shorter: "After I accepted the job I found out it's actually kind of important, so I'm totally pumped!"

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