Wednesday, January 6, 2016

Will you help little Marco make a difference?

Little Marco wants to make a difference. But can he, stuck as he is in the ghetto of Capitol Hill, subject to the peer pressure of his shiftless, ill-educated neighbors? Or is he doomed to waste his life in insignificance like the other legislators?

You can help little Marco escape the trap and become an important person! You can help him move up Pennsylvania Avenue to the right side of the tracks where he can realize his full human potential, if you just send him all your money! Write that check today!

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