The House is Humpin: Contrafactum

Image from Queens Jazz Trail Map.

They have a new expression in Austin's hallowed halls
That tells you when the Legislature's showin off its balls
To say the House is humpin makes it eminently clear
That folks are gettin screwed because the Members are in gear

Here it comes...

The House is humpin
It's really humpin
Come on boys
And make some noise
I swear this House is humpin 

The Speaker's pumpin
He's really sumpin
Texas Lege
Has crossed the edge
In fact this House is humpin 

Check your tampons at the door
If you're somebody's daughter
You'll soon be bleedin on the floor
And joinin in the slaughter 

The House has rabies
They're savin babies
Vag'nal probes
From hydrophobes
You know this House is humpin

To the tune, of course, of

Thanx to MsEntropy for the "Check your tampons" line that got me going.